I’ve decided to consolidate my one liners instead of doing my Admin assignment. Here they are to share with the world.
At a bar (sober)
- “Hi, can I borrow that chair/bar stool/ottoman?”
- “What time is it? my phone DIED”
- smiles* “Hi” 😀 (always a classic, I love it)
- “Do you know if the house gin taste like house gin?”
- “Did you see nugs on the bar menu when you ordered that?”
At a bar (after a few)
- “How’s your night?”
- “If that’s water, I can get you another one”
- “My phone died, do you know if uber is surging rn so I can feel better about having to hail a cab”
- “What’s your zodiac sign, I need to see how compatible we are”
- “I lost my friends, do you know where they are?”
- “Waaaaaaaait, what’s your name?”
In class
- “You’re sitting in my spot”
- “Did they pass the roll around yet?”
- Throws highlighter halfway across the room* “I dropped my highlighter, can you pick up plz?”
- “Have you started the assignment?” if response = “no” proceed to no. 5
- “Yeah I’m fucked too – wanna study on the weekend?”
At a networking event
- “It’s so hard to juggle canapés and beverages, what’s your technique for managing both?”
- “I’m still hungry”
- “Are you on LinkedIn?”
- “What time does the bar close?”
- “I’m still gonna ask what’s your name, even though you’re wearing a name badge”